
A bottom-dwellin’, algae eatin’ junkfish	What it is	An inexplicablly popular hairdo

Marine or freshwater, usually hiding from bigger, cooler fish	Habitat	Hockey games, monster truck rallies, baitfishing seminars, snowmobile conventions, county fairgrounds, Anthrax concerts

Mullies, mountain mullet, pinkeye	Also Known as	Mississippi Mudflap, Kentucky Waterfall, beaver paddle, soccer rocker, yep-nope, hockey hair, shlong (short-long), squirrel pelt, Canadian Passport

Tartar sauce, white wine, stew	Goes Great With	Live bait, jet boats, acid wash cuttoffs, neon, restraining orders, catfishing, mustaches, Camaros

Dawn and dusk, just before storms	Best Times for Viewing	Weekends, during morning bass fishing shows or Saturday evening WWF events

Seaweed, bottom mud, algae, whitefish	Feeds on	KFC, Copenhagen, Camel no-filters, PBR, whitefish

Mullet vs. Mullet