A Carptribe Kick-Off
He’s like Johnny fuXXing Appleseed.
But he’s a purveyor of big, bad, brown apples.
He’s like the the drug dealer you heard about when you were in grade school.
He pushes his contraband.
He takes them to the candy store.
He shows them how it’s done.
He gives people a taste.
And when they get a taste, they are never the same.
Ever.
