1) Because when I don’t use 5 minute epoxy my flies end up looking like this.
1.5) Or this…
2) I have a better chance performing successful Lasic surgery on your retina than I do whip finishing my own clouser minnow.
3) When my bug slams into the hull of the panga during an eighty four mph back cast, I still have confidence in my presentation.
4) Five minute epoxy is like a condom for your fly if you run into one of these.
5) Or… one of these.