Buy Quaid’s Montana Mansion
The lovable, often on the lam Randy Quaid, hands down, wins the cooler brother contest against Dennis. (Vacation’s Cousin Eddy vs. the real-life douche best known for blowing it with hottie Meg Ryan.) But Dennis Quaid might have the cooler house. (Real-life Montana mansion with flyfishing access vs. fictional camper with major plumbing problems.)