Nerds Applaud New Self-Balancing Unicycle

Daily DrakeBy Tom BieOctober 18, 2010Leave a comment

If your typical travel-to-river MO involves rides such as rollerblades or the crash-prone Segway (see Mall Cop for details), wait till you get a load of this. Focus Design’s SBU version 2.0 unicycle promises a sleeker look, safer ride, and more power. Get yours today for $1,499. “Essentially a one-wheeled Segway, the SBU 2.0 puts…

“Hazed” Goat Gores Hiker

Daily DrakeBy Tom BieOctober 18, 2010Leave a comment

OLYMPIC PENINSULA, WA—Let this be a (tragic) lesson to all you goat hazers out there: “Now, the rangers weren’t simply being a-holes without cause—they were evidently attempting to instill into the goats a fear of humans with the painful harassment. The hazing was intended to intimidate the goat, to make it less aggressive. The approach, however,…