Edit, while his writing over the years has all the hallmarks of a brutal beating to the brain, I find it hard to believe a cribbage board could weigh 15 fucking pounds. That is 1 pound heavier than the average revolutionary war cannonball. This doesn't even go into where the "spikes" came from, but I will assume they were purchased at Hot Topic or inside Spinner's mind.
Also, 7 hits happen in fast succession. I could weather 7 hits with a fucking maglite and still host an online meeting, while it was happening, mind you, or at least type this drivel out.
It just seems questionable at the least. At least the guy can outfish all of us, that part is without question.