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By Lando
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Average Joe wrote: Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:01 pm I received a parcel in the mail recently.

A Christmas present.

My wife was home when I opened the box.

Wife: "What is it?"

Jose: "It's.... it's a bucket."

Wife: "A bucket?"

Jose: "A bucket."

Wife: "What kind of bucket?"

Jose: "A five gallon bucket."

Wife: "Like the kind they have at Home Depot?"

Jose: "Yes... but different."

Wife: "How is it different?"

Jose: "It's not orange, and it's got a YETI label on it."

Wife: "Does that make it better?"

Jose: "Quite the opposite."

Wife: "Did it come with a lid?"

Jose: "Apparently not."

Wife: "So someone sent you a bucket with no lid. Just the bucket."

Jose: "Yes. Just the bucket."

Wife leaves the room, shaking her head.

Later that day...

Wife: "I looked up that bucket online. It sells for $40. The lid is sold separately, and runs another $30. Why would anyone spend that kind of money on a bucket?"

Jose: "Because it's got a YETI label on it."

Wife leaves the room, shaking her head.

It's a bucket.jpg

I've no doubt the person who sent it to me meant well, but I would have been happier with a phone call.

Currently I neither want nor need any more useless shit.

Should that change, I can always just steal stuff from Mitch.
Todd has one that he uses as his mobile tying bucket.........I have been jealous of him for a year.
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By D-nymph
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Lando wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:55 pm
Todd has one that he uses as his mobile tying bucket.........I have been jealous of him for a year.
^^^^ Joe reads this & he's going to run that bucket to Fed Ex within the hour!
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By Lando
#697083
It would cost more to ship that thing than it is worth...............He should give it to a hobo to use as a shitter instead of the sidewalk.
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