here's the dilemma...
I'm being drug tested in the morning 10am which I'm bound to flunk.
my eldest girl's 4th birthday is on the 21st.
I fancy smoking a cone.
I really don't need the wonga though it's handy for italy come may/june.
I really fancy a cone and shithousing finucane island... wherever the fuck that is.
heaviest rod I own is a tcx6.
so. should I go outside and get rooted and throw the match? turn to page 27.
or should I just smoke a durie, hit the sack and dream about fish I'm not going to catch 12 twatting hours north? turn to page 96.
first bloke who isn't a complete fuckstick (not including reef) chooses my own adventure.
I kinda feel like that seppo that topped himself online.
-raffa of all fucking people