kind of self-explanatory, right? We seem to have some impressive thread-wrappers that lurk around this board. let's try to keep your "first booger" posts at a minimum.
'what the fuck are you doing?' he asked, rounding the corner into my garden.
"well I finished the carvings, sanded it down to a 1200 grit finish and I've just put the first coat of polyurethane on.." I said before adding "what do you reckon... it's coming along nicely, huh?"

he looked at me and then at the threatening sky directly overhead.
and when I looked up he nicked my lighter and sparked himself a black cat no9.
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'look' the cc said, as it started to spittle on my fine work 'I asked you what the fuck you were doing, not tell me a story with no fucking ending.'
"so I'm finally finished" I said, with a big shit-eating grin on my face.
he looked at it from every angle.
and for what seemed an uncomfortable amount of time.

'you should do more of that' he said, rather stern faced.
"what..." I asked "more carvings?"





'no. eating shit.' he said, flicking his fag end into my prized rose garden.
"so look what I've done here..." I said "I took some pins from a picture framing packet and I..."
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'oh will you just shut the fuck up.' he spat.
and it was then I decided to take up smoking.
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