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Mullet vs. Mullet
By Robert Summerlin   
Monday, 19 February 2007 09:51

One is a ridiculed fish.
One is a ridiculed haircut.
We explain the difference.
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10 Top Ways to Make Your Guide Consider a Career Change
By Robert Summerlin   
Monday, 19 February 2007 09:49
  1. When booking the trip, inform your guide that you are prone to epileptic seizures, get kidney dialysis twice a week, and are recover­ing from surgery on both your knees. You can't walk very far or stay confined in small spaces for more than a couple of hours, but would like to get on uncrowded waters where the big fish don't get any pressure.
  2. Any time you see another fisherman or pass another boat yell over, "Are you catchin' any? We ain't catchin' shit!"
  3. Ask your guide how big the biggest fish he ever caught was and what fly he caught it on. Then ask him why you aren't using that fly.
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Flyshop Guy
By Robert Summerlin   
Monday, 19 February 2007 09:40
  1. Fly shop guy is staunchly heterosexual, twenty­something, and uncertain of his politics.
  2. Fly shop guy spent six or seven years at a southern university and is named Justin, Jeremy, Jonathan, Gifford, Trevor, Tripp or Tristan.

  3. Fly shop guy will say things across the river when fishing is poor like, "Holy shit, dude, even the choice runs are total bunkweed schwagg water!" No one knows what the hell he is saying.
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Winter Steelheading: Go now before it's too late

An excerpt from the winter/spring issue—on shelves now.


Photo and fish, also by Koertge

April rains are metaphysical fertilizers that pollinate your inner wuss, thus giving life to an emotional suckathon. This can threaten to close down winter steelhead season. Yet, despite few fresh upriver fish, with even fewer windows of fishable conditions, and with wet campfires that seldom aspire to more than smoke, it'd be criminal to deny April its due.

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